Archive for May, 2006

HOROSCOPE FOR ALL

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

I had find all these horoscope website…. as alot of ppl (one by one) came to me and ask me for it… and i think i will post it up here…so that all of u guys can check it out…

But remember to leave me a comment to tell me whether is it accurate….

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/aquarius.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/pisces.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/Aries.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/taurus.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/gemini.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/cancer.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/leo.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/virgo.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/libra.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/scorpio.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/sagittarius.html

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~trflch/capricorn.html

Sorry for those who keep on seeing that my blog is keep updating… but too bad… when a person get bored… he will do lots of unnecessary stuff… so too bad man… u have to bear wif it duh!

Wat a day in ISETAN!! My 1st part time job since i entered army…

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

This blog… no matter wat other people might say… i will still right… as i recieve comment on my blog are boring.. but who cares…  i dun care… i just type wat i like… sorry for u guys…

Okok …. how am i going to start…

Today since 8.30am i was like working non stop in isetan… and i was sweating like i just open a water tap… whole shirt wet within 30 min … even though i was in an air con environment… but who knows… the work is like non stop lo.. shag out.. carry this and that… omg.. stress.. and when it is 9am… where the gates open…

Those aunties run into the shop… hey is RUN lo… REally Sprinting lo… no joking.. come over to us and snatch those knifes from us… and cooker.. (for ur information i was in the household department..)SO i can only see aunty and granny ,mummy…. sad… but alrite la… as till now then i realise… those mothers..can be so beautiful lo…LAO Chio(OLD PRetty ladies)! lol joking la… i know it`s bad to tease them this way…

But something i cannot ta han is that… they buy things as if it is free lo…just grap and take… some aunty even run to the cashier and buy their stuff at 9.10am… see from level one to level four..pick their stuff and buy it and deposit at the counter…( if i`m not wrong la.. from wat i see…maybe i`m wrong) but from wat i feel… its rite…

then… during mid way … i was tranfer to the be a wrapper in the cashier…

Then being a wrapper also give me headache lo….. why i say so… actually workingwif the aunty cashier is fun and i enjoy workign wif them… but is the customer… and some situation that i feel weird… like wat…

when some customer.. female customer… come to the cashier and the bought a bag up… wrap wif many plastics bags.. like drugs.. then as the aunty unwrap it… oic… so it was her BRA la… she look at me so weirdly… like a lil shy and a lil angry … like if i touch her bra… she will kill me like that… but please lo!! WHo…. the hell she think she is that i love to or want to touch her bra lo… and for ur information… her bra is like… so big.. at least a F Cup size…. scary lo.. like for cow… (*no offence…i just say wat it come into my mind ok*) but i really dun wan to touch.. but wif no choice i had to wrap it into the plastic bag lo… so i whisper to the aunty… and ask for help… then the worst thing is that that aunty thought i very useless… say bra also dun dare to touch? But please lo… it`s not i dun wan… is she make me pai sae lo… and who will wan to touch her precious bra… at the first place… and that aunty can be my granny lo… hah ai never blame her la… i just find it stupid of myself lo… really funny…i mean the situation…hiaz… okok

next…

There is another case…. while i am walking at the sale floor and help out… walk ard… then a supervisor ask me to carry some stuff for  few aunties…to the taxi stand which is at a very far place… the opposite side of the building… it was a long way lo… why me… askk i have already walk for very long and some of my friends are enjoying their life ther lo… nvm… so as usual i will put a smile and do it…as i believe… if i `m going to do it no matter how… why make it so unwillingly.. then i choose to do it willingly and happily…. like helping a few old ladies… to carry heavy load.. like doing some kind work… so i felt so happy too… who knows… they really very BU KE QI… I one person carry 6 big bags… and they are empty handed… lol… power la.. and one of them walk infront… so power lo… dun even look back… this is the first time i felt i`m not wenhao any more…. CALL ME MARIA NEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then guess wat… i cannot escape the fate of BRA…. they even shout across the escalator while i`m in between of them… so loud sae….

"TODAY WE NEVER BUY BRA HOR…….YAR REALLY FORGOTTEN… NVM WE BUY IT LATER……"

after hearing that… i fainted…….

U imagine….

Honestly… i really dun mind acc my Gf Go and buy her bra…

I dun even mind if i going to acc my mother go buy her bra(Although i know she wun wan me too la)

I Dun even mind if  i accompany any of my close friends or even friends yo buy theirs…

BUT… why a grp of old aunties… where i dun know them… and they treat me like maria…. omg.. so this is customer service… i understand that… so again i choose to be doing thing willingly again… i wait for them wif the six bags outside a lingrie shop…. so pai sae… ppl look at me wif 4 old granny choosing bra… omg…

Ok… then i end it short… i carry their stuff to the taxi stand.. and of course… good service alwasy provide a smile at all times… and do stuff willingly…(hey i`not complaining ok… i`m just expressing how amazing my life was!) then who know while i say bye bye and walk a distance from them… they shout at me…AH BOY COme… comee… okok  i thought they need me again… then who know they slot me $4 for tips… i say dun wan la… no need … it`s my job….

then who know they force it.. and even wan to put inside my pocket…

then i took it lo… then i think back… lucky i never show black face to them.. if not… i will feel bad lo… lucky…..  then i feel a lil happy … as they appreciate me at last… i`m not maria any more…. at least i`m a BELL BOY NOW!!

Ok… as i though after i knock off… my story end… who knows… while i`m in the train… as i stood at the side of the door… listening to music and dozing… then i felt something weird happen… i feel a hand brushing at my forearm…. i open my eyes.. then i say a guy… dun know is a malay or a indian la… can`t tell..  the stood beside me… i thought he is talking to his friends at the side… so he stand so close to me… then i ingore and close my eyes again… then i brush me again… i look back at him and look behind me.. see wat he and his friends are doing… who knows… there are no one… FUCK!!! he stand up to brush me… I almost punch him lo.. and i think the whole train dun know he brush me lo.. i stare at him so fierce that i think he can hear my breathing… he sudden retreat to the other side of the door… i stare at him… then he act as if nothing happen…

i stares at him.. till i make sure he dun look at me any more… his eyes that look at me like to DEAD FISH EYES LO…. feel like puking… shit lo….. then sometime he still look at me.. fuck him… if he touch me one more time… i make sure.. he will be on the floor… i hate gays who touch me wherever they like… (sorry if i`m too vougar… sorry) but i cannot stand it lo….

wow..this blog are long rite…. but i really cannot ta han lo… but over all… i still enjoy the day in isetan… all the dunny situation and dun i have…. i just love it… but not that fucking gay…. dun let me see him again….

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

It was such an enjoyment to wake up late…

*tone* My ring tone wake me up and i look into my hp … it`s 12 pm… wow… it was so late and i feel so great… i seldom get a chance to sleep till that late since many years ago…ever since i entered army… revealli timing is always 0530hrs and wake  up.. now.. my life is such an enjoyment…

Then i just slack ard…get a glass of milk and stay in front of my pc for a long time…chatting and reading mails… seem too be relaxing…but at least i do some housework and laundry !Then i decided to go swimming… i love swimming and everytime i went ther alone… as everyone is busy… so it`s a norm  to me and actually i enjoy going there alone… can have some time to reflect and enjoy the peace…but..(The weather just like to play wif me… as everytime when i wan to go swimming, it will rain..everytime when i changed to my swimmin trunk, it will rain) and today …. it`s since perfectly fine… And initally i thought the weather treat me so well to day…*Touched*

I get my gear and i made my way to the swimming complex..and i realise that it was closed! super suay… they having a stupid meeting…hiaz… really have no fate…!! so wat to do i go back home and do some work out lo… hiaz…waste my trip…

Then when i bypass my block and i realised something ….

An auntie… in her 30ties.. was standing at the middle of the road… she was pointing to a bangala street cleaner… and she keep on sclolding… very loudly… and of coz.. it caught my attention..as i need to cross the road in order for me to get home.. then… i heard…she is scolding abt an indian girl and she say..

Siao Aunty: HOW I KNOW!! SHE SO BLACK.. THE GIRL SO BLACK…HOW I SEE HER… U  ALSO SO BLACK….WHY ALL OF U ARE HERE!!! U WATCH OUT…. I TELL U … u all better watch out…!!! I hate ALL OF U

(she look scary…really scary…like someone really get on her nerves….)

but the bangala just do his job and kept sweeping and he ignored her…… while that siao aunty still standing in the middle of the road scolding…

No one bother abt her… she is just annoying… and really irritating… i even thought of calling the police to get her to mental hospital.. as she seem adnormal…but dun care liao… As at that time my mood is foul… as too much thing bottle up in me… especially i just made an empty trip… so i just hack care abt it…. just hope that she will get tired after scolding non -stop for a long time and i decided to go home… if not i throw a water bag down…..LOL( thinking of that.. i guess it`s illegal )

  Hiaz….I wan to work.,… i need $$ … i never miss my pink IC so much before….

This guy is good

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

This botak… imitate 25 ppl and sing the song xiao wei… really funny and cute…. haha can try this link…very cute

Wow …. i salute to him

OMG wat is wrong wif the system

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Early in the morning at 6.20am,I woke up… i rush my way to the bbdc as i thought i had booked a driving lesson at 8am….  and while i am in the train and listening to the radio,yes933, then i realised today is 15th May!! OMG!! I`m not sure of the dates…. i called my brother to double check on the dates again(i woke him up from his sleep…. So sorry my bro!) just when  i reaches bukit gombak…he toldl me that the date i booked for my driving lesson is on the 16th May!! OMG!! Why am i so Blur… never check properly before i go.. and the effort of pulling myself up from my sweet dream is gone to waste… I hate myself… then in order for me not to waste this effort… i went straight to the marsiling polyclinic as i wan to have my dental check previously… then i travelled back to the marsiling polyclinic and upon i reached there… i look at the noticeboard there… it mentioned that "if u are walking in as a patient… the estimated waiting time  is 4.5HRS! WAT!!!!!!!!!!! 4.5 HRS…

I really scold $%@#%^%$$%% to myself, almost bang head to the floor!

Kill me ….. quick .. kill me… All the stuff i do dun turn out to be wat  i wanted.. today is really not my day… having no other choice… as i dun wan to wast another 4.5 hrs…so i copied down the clinic`s number… so i can make an appointment…

So i drag myself back home and at the same time grumble abt my stupidity and how unlucky i was…

then when i reached home… i made an appointment with the dental clinic…. as i have a discoloured tooth which i wan to remove it`s colour… then i called them…

Ring…. ring…

the lady: Hello woodlands dental clinic

Me: Hi, good morning.. I will like to make an appointment

That lady: wat is wrong wif ur tooth?

Me: As my front tooth is a lil discoloured… i will like to remove these stain..

That lady: ok… the appointment for u is on the 28 dec morining 1010hrs

Me:WAT!!! 28 DECEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now is 15 MAY and i make an appointment now… and i have to wait till 28 DEC!!

That lady: So do u still wan it?

Me: ok… i think can forget it le… i can`t wait for that long!

OMG!!! dun tell me the whole woodlands `s people have tooth problem…. lucky ,y tooth dun aches.. but it is a lil ridiculous!! 6 month of waiting… the service is Power lo!! So this is the service that a polyclinic can provide… pls pls lo… why can`t they set up more clinic which give a more affordable prices…  or have more doctor… so that the people no need to queue for such a long time… if there are alot of people who are ill… then employed more doc then… hiaz… anyway we still need to take care of all the people… especially the elderly lo… as today i thought i was early there.. and then i realise that there are already alot of elderly queuing up outside the clinis…. and looking at them..they looked tired lo… sad.. i believe they came at ard 7am while the clinic opens at 8am

OMG!! salute to those early bird… i admit i`m kia su… but they are even more power..An old ginger taste much spicer than the young one!(direct translate from chinese)

WAT is wrong wif the system….. as all of us know that there are more and more old ppl and peopler still do nothing at abt it… so next time if we wan to go to the cheaper polyclinic… is it true that we need to queue up at 6am…. so that we can be attended to our sickness…. or to save $$

@##$%%^^&**&%$$#$%$$@#^%^

SICK!!!!

Drunk

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

DATE:10th of May

TIME:12AM

PLACE: ZoUk

I will remember that day …. as that was the day that i get myself drunk.First time… my virgin drunk… haha… but tht nite.. i remember nothing at all…

In the afternoon,Halin me and akuma went to LIDO for a movie… poiseidon..

A story abt shipwreak.. sond like titantic.. but this story is very exciting.. very nice.. but i find that the show just lack of something… something that i cannot mention.. u all may give it a try.. not bad…

Then the 3 of us went over to halin house, after that we meet up wif vern and  all of us went over  to China one… a pub.. That place is nice… a good place for chilling.. and we rest ther.. listen to their musics.. watch some soccer.. then ard 10 pm… we walk to zouk..

by that time… i have already consume some alcohol.. then once we reach zouk… we meet up with all the other guys… ard 15ppl…that is alot of ppl.. luckily akuma nd i got reserve 2 table at zouk.. and we order lots of drinks… if i`m not wrong.. is 3 tray of shooter and 24 jugs…but i`m sure that some people never drink at all lo….as i feel that i was force to drink alot…way too much… first to start the ball rolling is that our OC chris… order 12 flamming lambo and each of us drink one first.. then after that.. that akuma.. keep forcing me to drink… half jug by half jug… keep mixing all the alcohol and yup…. finally… i was down…. i`m sure i drink alot… really alot…

then i think from ther.. i couldn`t remember anything from 12am onward…i know i have did many stun..and vomit all over the place…. but really embarrassing… really have no face to face the rest le… super pai sae… vomit.. and i know i  was so drunk that i cannot stand up…can`t walk properly… even need ppl to help me to toilet… really pai sae… but afterall…. if without She help… i `ill not be at home… as he send me home… if without jane,maggie,alvin,halin,vern,tian,OC, and and all the guys ther.. i think i will be even worst… haha it`s the first time i get drunk and hope it will be the last time… even though i`m confident that i`m a good drinker… but when alcohol are mix… the result is scary… and the feeling of hangover sucks…. feel like dying.. haha.. but afterall… really thanks all of them… my army buddies… and of course my buddy jane! Finally let her saw my drunken face…. but at least i will remember wat she did…. thanks alot for ur blue blacks and punching,slapping… thanks huh!!!! it`s really fun drinking… and clubbingwith all my friends.. but it`s sucks if u over do it…

overall…. Dun drink too much… and i think i going to start my detox plan again… if not my liver will turn blacks lo… for that… i think i set a goal….For one month i will not touch alcohol!! anyone wan to join my plan?? haha u are always welcome!!